your so hot jokes sorted by

relevance

i must be seeing the future!!! It's hotter than seven hells out there.

Question: What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Do you need some nicotine cause your body's smokin! read more A man goes duck hunting and spends two days without seeing a duck.

.

" Girlfriend: "What do you mean? Please drop us an email.

I just fried a sidewalk in my good egg pan.

.

You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! read more At birth the doctors decided it best to give the child a wooden eye until the family could afford to get the baby a nice glass eye.

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek — she bent over! : It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.

.