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What is best Beatles song? Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

A group of crows was arrested for hanging out together.

A: A Chimp off the old block.

Because they have a lot of spirit! Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.

What did the cannibal do after he unloaded his girlfriend? What is the best day to go to the beach? Have you heard about Murphy's Law? What do you get when you cross a vampire with the net? What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Like these punchs, I mean, puns: I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

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touched one with the tip of my pinky finger.

A: Blood-thirsty hacker baby 129.

I also created this article with the for children.